"Adam Ben Nalois" > wrote in message
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> Oh no ! I was too near to the oven and now my genitlas are baked golden
brown.
>
> This is a catastrophe ! My precious genitals are just meat now !
>
> What can I do ?

Peel 'em, salt & pepper, you've got baked Rocky Mountain oysters. I prefer
the deep fried ones myself. More calories, and the flatus after a few beers
will peel paint. MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm