Gloria P wrote:
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>> On Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:20:43 -0600, Kathleen
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>>> Cooper has already gotten his ass kicked twice this week for
>>> following Zane around making rude subvocal noises and eyeballing. He
>>> has short man's syndrome (and possibly a death wish). I'd say hah,
>>> serves you right except both times he peed all over himself and had
>>> to have a bath.
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> I think I missed something here--is Cooper a husband or dog?

Dog.

I'll admit to being a height/brain bigot when it comes to spouses.
Dinky dumbasses need not apply, no positions currently available,
applications will be kept on file for 1 year.