Goomba wrote:
>
> We order Chinese food delivery at work at pretty routinely. One of my
> friend's got a fortune cookie paper that actually had to *nerve* to say
> "Why lie about your age when it is obvious" LOL LOL LOL
>
> We tease her about it often

Just another reason to do what I do.

When eating at a Chinese restaurant with others,
if fortune cookies are served at the end, I refuse
to eat mine or even pick it up. Drives some people
nuts, who want to see the fortune.

"You can have it."

"No, it's your fortune. You opened it."