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Default Fortune Cookie Horror


Goomba wrote:
>
> Sqwertz wrote:
> > Before I opened my individually-wrapped fortune cookie last night, I
> > read the label:
> >
> > "Bleached wheat flour, sugar, ... high fructose cyamopsis
> > tetragonoloba..."
> >
> > I put the fortune cookie down and stepped back carefully, not
> > wanting to know what else was in store for me.
> >
> > -sw

>
> We order Chinese food delivery at work at pretty routinely. One of my
> friend's got a fortune cookie paper that actually had to *nerve* to say
> "Why lie about your age when it is obvious" LOL LOL LOL
>
> We tease her about it often


My mother once got one that said "The greatest danger may be your
stupidity"... I think I have a scan of it around somewhere.