Some constipated newbie wrote:

> I've been sitting here for nearly an hour, reading these inane posts, and
> have learned not a stinking thing about cooking food! Please! Look at
> the name of the ng!

I already know a great deal about cooking. I can read this newsgroup for
MONTHS and not learn anything about cooking food. I'd venture to say that
I'm not the only one with that measure of expertise.

So what are you going to do with your NEXT hour?

Bob