>> While it isn't about cannibalism, I remember a silly song done by, I
>> *think*, the Kingston Trio about being eaten by a boa constrictor. As I
>> remember it, it went something like...
>>
>> I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
>> A boa constrictor, a boa constrictor
>> I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
>> And I don't like it - one bit
>>
>> Oh, gee - he's up to my knee
>>
>> Oh, fiddle - he's reached my middle
>>
>> Oh, heck - he's up to fmrg wngk gch mrf...
>>
>> Blinky
>> Killing all posts from Google Groups -
>> The Usenet Improvement Project:http://improve-usenet.org
>
> Oh heck, he's up to my neck,
>
> Oh dread, he's up to my mmmf.
>
> maxine in ri
> repository of silly song lyrics


I heard that one on a Burl Ives record.

Bob

--
"We were getting hungry down on the farm
so Mama snuck into the zoo and stole a monkey's arm.
She cooked it up for dinner
It was mighty good we told her
When we asked her for dessert she gave us the cold shoulder."