Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:

> On Dec 21, 5:54*am, "Richard Johnson" >
> wrote:
>> dear all,
>>
>> i'm trying to collect all the funniest put downs for bad food. and the
>> cleverest big ups for good food. does anyone have any favourites?
>
> Is this for an article?

Looking at his posting history on Usenet and the Web - yes. Last
year he was looking for people with bad teeth for the Sunday Times
Magazine in the UK.

-sw