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>,
Lynn from Fargo > wrote:

> On Dec 21, 5:54*am, "Richard Johnson" >
> wrote:
> > dear all,
> >
> > i'm trying to collect all the funniest put downs for bad food. and the
> > cleverest big ups for good food. does anyone have any favourites?
> >
> > please let me know.....
> >
> > best wishes,
> >
> > --
> >
> > richard
>
> My friend said (of his mother, no less) "She's very religious. She
> doesn't cook, she makes burnt offerings."
> Lynn in Fargo

And her cooking timer is the smoke alarm.
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