On Dec 21, 5:54*am, "Richard Johnson" >
wrote:
> dear all,
>
> i'm trying to collect all the funniest put downs for bad food. and the
> cleverest big ups for good food. does anyone have any favourites?
>
> please let me know.....
>
> best wishes,
>
> --
>
> richard

My friend said (of his mother, no less) "She's very religious. She
doesn't cook, she makes burnt offerings."
Lynn in Fargo