NASA DENIES MISSION
"Yes We Did" > wrote in message
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> "Your Colonel" <boink.com> wrote in message
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>> This morning, NASA released a news statement saying there will never be
>> a mission to URANUS. It is far to dangerous, due in part, to the
>> crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's
>> crappy terrain.
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>> Sincerely,
>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke
>> U.S. Army, ret.
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> Americans have been to Uranus - Bush.
I'm going to go avoid a home visit.
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