Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote:
>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>>>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>>>>>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That someone lied. Did him, done that.......
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wait, wait wait...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You did *who*?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> o_0
>>>>>
>>>>> You sound surprised?
>>>>
>>>> That you "did" Santa Claus?
>>>>
>>>> Sure, I'm a little surprised.
>>>>
>>>> But that explains why he's a jolly old elf, now doesn't it?
>>>>
>>>> :-)
>>>
>>> You betcha! <wink>
>>
>> So, when you say "Santa Claus is coming" you really mean it, right?
>
> Why do you think his eyes twinkle?

So, when he comes down the chimney, he's really ???