Mother Nature wrote:
> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all.
>>>>
>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel.
>>>
>>> Keep in mind that love hurts.......
>>
>>
>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole.
>>
>
> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on......

MA!!!

Ahem...

You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year.

:-)