Serene Vannoy > wrote in
:

> Even if I weren't ill (tooth infection; antibiotics haven't kicked in
> quite yet), I think looking at this list might make me tired,


I had to have a cup of tea and a lay down after reading it!!

BLOODY Hell!!!



> Tent the turkey (1:30 or so)


How does one 'tent a turkey'??



> As soon as dinner's over,.......


Drag out a bottle of scotch and get shitfaced!!




--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell
peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the
dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an
ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous