Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> Lissenup, Smartypants! THAT is the bag I plan to whomp you with! I
> have them. I figured I should try them to placate your sensibilities.
> I think they've been in my freezer for a year or so.
>
> What should I do with them? Keep it simple. I don't cook much.

Where is THAT bag? Who or what are "them"? You do not mean some of
those pre-cooked uszki of yours, now do you? They are so extremely and
unnaturally flat that they weigh hardly anything at all - not something
worth whomping anyone with.

As to what to do with 'em... if, for some strange reason, you do not
want to dispose of them at the nearest hazardous-waste site, serve them
in a nice hot broth or clear soup - that is how uszki are supposed to be
served most of the time.

Smartypants