TammyM > wrote:

> "Victor Sack" > wrote in message...
> >
> > Don't listen to the silly girl! That concoction may be anything...
> > pilaf, rice kasha, rice gruel, rice porridge, just not risotto.
>
> <snippage of typical Wictor verbosity/bloat/verbal diarrhea>

"Verbosity," she says. "Bloat," she says. "Verbal diarrhea," she says.
All the time meaning the priceless utterings of Marcella Hazan and
Valentina Harris! She must be the silliest girl in the whole wide
world!

> > "It's a labour of love - the ultimate act of love in the kitchen -
> <snip>
>
> Wictor, dumpling (erm .... damph knoedel), if you think that risotto is the
> ultimate act of love in the kitchen ... you need to take a walk on the wild
> side,

Wild side? What do you know of the wild side, innocent little silly
girl that you are? You need an aid of a pressure cooker to make what is
not even a risotto! You surely use a stick blender to make aïoli.

> my 84-year old bruthuh....

Bruthuh? I'm Harry's grandmuthuh!

> <more bloat snip>
> > Pressure-cooked "risotto"... FEH!
> >
> > Tammy and Trillium ought to be ashamed of themselves!
>
> The last time I was ashamed of myself was ... NEVER!

Figures! And you talk of the wild side!

> But I love having my
> name in the same sentence as Trillium. Now SHE was a BROAD!!!

What do you mean "was"?! Did you kill her?!

> TammyM, shameless risotto hussy (Evergene used to call me a bagna cauda
> slut)

Just shameless, with no good reason at all!

Spitzbubba, AKA Az