On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:43:37 -0800, Bi!! wrote:

> The sausage doesn't really taste
> like sausage nor does it have the texture of real sausage but we feel
> much better about it for some odd reason.

Speak for yourself, John Alden. ;-)

I wouldn't touch an "Italian Chicken Sausage" if it were offered free.
Such travesties are customarily followed by "and you'll never know the
difference!"