"Bill" > wrote in message
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>
> In article >,
> says...
> <snip>
> > >
> > > I've got a wife that does that for me and she doesn't even
> > > use satellites... < "There you are," she'll say, " sitting
> > > on your arse again." > And if you press one of her buttons
> > > she'll even tell you where to go and where to get off at.
> >
> > You mean, "Bitch, get me a beer!" is not good enough?
> >
> > Sheesh, I feel for you!
> >
> >
>
> Not recommended with a woman that has a wall full of air
> rifle/rimfire/pistol/high power marksmanship trophies. Some
> days I regret teaching her how to shoot. 
Umm...never mind.
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