Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >,
> bonappettit > wrote:
>
>> I am essentially a not too bright male who regards persons like Alton
>> Brown with profound suspicion. Unable to find a self-sacrificing woman
>> to cook for me, I have to do this dreary stuff myself.
>
> Sonofabitch, I'm having the same problem finding a man to cook for me!!
> Actually, I've got one who's occasionally willing but he can't make
> toast without burning it. I've come to decide he does it deliberately
> so as to remove himself from consideration with I want someone else to
> cook for me.

Some men have other attributes...
You should have a stable of men at your disposal for their
individual..strengths. Perhaps cooking will be one of them?