"Victor Sack" > wrote in message
.. .
> Charlie > wrote:
>
>> I am an imposter of course. I am infiltrating this disorganization to see
>> if
>> my dear Bubba Vic was alive and well. From this suspicious response I see
>> he
>> is not only alive but also normal.
>
> Normal?? Me?!

Normal for you. Certainly not normal in refrence to any other homonid.

>> P.S. I've missed you Bubba!
>
> I've missed you too, Charliam! You and your trusty frozen tunny fish
> are badly needed here, to help us defend against the evil Resi Suran and
> that troublesome pair of Barbs,

You will be pleased to know that my tunny fish is still rock-hard in my
freezer. Good thing it is a weapon of destruction as it is far from fresh.
Lady Suran is acting badly again? Tut tut!

>The Real One and The Vicious Impostor,
> all of whom are perpetually overdosing on beets, with the predictable
> deleterious consequences.
>
> Bubba

Oh dear! We all know that Barbs cannot handle their beets! Sad. I may shed a
tear. Intervention and rehab, including a strict diet of the Sprout of
Brussels, may be called for.

Charliam