Charlie > wrote:

> I am an imposter of course. I am infiltrating this disorganization to see if
> my dear Bubba Vic was alive and well. From this suspicious response I see he
> is not only alive but also normal.

Normal?? Me?!

> P.S. I've missed you Bubba!

I've missed you too, Charliam! You and your trusty frozen tunny fish
are badly needed here, to help us defend against the evil Resi Suran and
that troublesome pair of Barbs, The Real One and The Vicious Impostor,
all of whom are perpetually overdosing on beets, with the predictable
deleterious consequences.

Bubba