On Sat, 4 Oct 2008 14:58:20 -0400, Dimitri wrote
(in article >):

>
> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> What's the deal with these stupid, fluffy Bagels that they sell in the
>> supermarkets nowadays?
>>
>> A *real*, genuine Bagel should make your jaw ache through chewing when
>> you eat it!
>
> Wazzaamaddeer. Ain't you got no bagel stores in your area?
>
> Stupid market Bagels are for the Goyem.
>
> Dimitri
>

Dimitri,
We are bageless here in New England.

J.