"Omelet" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "Dimitri" > wrote:
>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>> > Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>> >
>> > You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind
>> > they're
>> > fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle 1/3 sooner
>> > or
>> > so
>> > than the other?
>> >
>> > Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>> >
>> > What do you do?
>> >
>> > Andy
>> > A current event.
>>
>> Use another fork not a knife to split the muffin. Pierce from several
>> sides
>> and finally twist the fork.
>>
>> Dimitri
>
> Best idea yet. That technique also leaves a lot more textures for the
> butter to pool in. ;-d
> --
> Peace! Om
>
> "If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the
> newspaper you are misinformed." --Mark Twain

IE the Nook & Crannie syndrome. :-)'

Dimitri