In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>
> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind they're
> fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle 1/3 sooner or so
> than the other?
>
> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>
> What do you do?
>
> Andy
> A current event.

I've had that happen, and just toasted them anyway. Took out the
smaller one before the toaster popped.
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