"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>
> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind
> they're
> fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle 1/3 sooner or
> so
> than the other?
>
> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>
> What do you do?
>
> Andy
> A current event.

You should invent a product and do a commercial like all the other
commercials for people that are too stupid to flip pancakes and omlets.

Ms P