On Aug 7, 12:49*pm, Peetee > wrote:
> The Chinese Minister of Take-Out and French Ticklers, Seeyeh Ladur,
> told me this morning, "We serve broccoli in America because it cooks
> well in LEAD POTS. We understand the U.S. citizens value lead above
> all metals. *It is why we ship so many lead-laden toys and ceramic
> objects."

You go straight to hell, and do not collect two hundred dollars.