"metaphor police" > wrote in message
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> Immortalist: Here are 3 articles about why chickens cross roads,
> the evidence linking the evolution of chickens to the evolution of
> wart hogs, and an article on the music most heard at chicnen crossings.
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> JJ: The set of chickens is not named. Chickens do not tell time but do
> have at least two clocks. Chickens were first seen in Whales.
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> Dixit: Chickens have always existed. There is no evidence that there
> ever was an original chicken and there should be no special pleading
> that there must be a cause for everything but the orignial chicken, or
> egg, depending.
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> Scott Miller: I agree with the proposition that a chicken did cross the
> road. If the chicken could get rid of its ego then the crossing would
> be much more effective.
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> Mark Ernest: The chicken is a creature of God. It is difficult to believe
> that chickens do not have souls although I have not asked God myself.
> Be kind to yourself whether a chicken has crossed the road or not.
> And be grateful for chickens and all of God's wonder.
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Pretty good; now

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