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>> "Karen" wrote
>> > Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> > That's nonsense, you can't come to a conclusion based on one (1)
>> > person's personal experience at one (1) eatery.
>>
>> > It's been my experience over many years at many, many restaurants that
>> > most of the staff staff is female, and most men tip more generously
>> > than women, and all things being equal men tip females better than
>> > they tip males. Yes, men do most of the tipping, and that's why most
>> > restaurant service staff is female. And if I have to explain it to
>> > you then you likely won't get it.
>>
>> Tipping doesn't seem to have gender definitions, but bribing is a
>> dance between the male customer and male maitre d.
>>
>> Karen
>
> Only if ***.
>
> In the US a maitre d is rare, a hostess is typical.
>
> I just knew there'd be someone who never learned about the birds and
> bees. *Everything* is sex... this is an indisputable fact of life...
> sex sells, always has since the Garden of Eden, always will. Most
> women don't know how to tip, they don't want to know how to tip,
> because society still views handling money as a male venue. Most
> women view tipping as unfeminine, for that very reason many of those
> females who do know how to tip purposely pretend ignorance.
>
> Tipping is not a bribe, tipping is never a bribe... anyone who views
> tipping as a bribe is an extortionist. Anyone who attmpts to bribe by
> over tipping is a schmuck, a guinea wanna be maffioso, or both.
> Tipping is payment for *more/better* service than what is contracted
> for in the posted price. Tipping is extra pay for extra service.
> People who take the extra service but don't pay are thieves. People
> who think tipping is bribery are those who never learned to say
> please, thank you, and excuse me... those who never learned to tip
> never learned social graces... make no mistake about it, a host/ess
> gift is a tip, you obviously don't... the obverse of tipping is
> schnorring.
>
> I refuse to socialize with wallet fumblers... when a date is set to go
> out to dinner (or wherever) and on the way the other guy has to stop
> at an ATM I quickly develop an illness because the fact that they
> didn't have cash on them when they left home (and even if they did but
> made a point of bringing up the money even before the evening began)
> is their way of signaling that money is very important to them and to
> such an extent that they are the kind of cheap ******* who carries
> their cash in a money clip, a mess of singles wrapped in a twenty,
> they're easy to spot, they typically wear a pinky ring... they're all
> show and no go, they drive a leased car and need viagra. From
> experience I know it's best to opt out quickly, I just know that they
> are going to be a big embarrassment... anyone who makes a public
> display about filling their wallet with cash is going to make a bigger
> public display when it's time to withdraw cash from their wallet.
> And I don't socialize with people who don't carry cash, and especially
> not those who pinch pennies at tipping time. When it comes time to
> pay the tab you want to pick up my cash and pay with your plastic I
> will never accept another invite from you. And in fact you can't have
> my cash (I ain't your friggin' ATM), you're on your own and it's
> adios. Anyone draws plastic on me it had better be your corporate
> card because you're treating... and it's adios anyway.
>
>
Honestly, you have the most bizarre life and the most bizarre take on life I
have ever heard in the English language. You also do not understand half of
what you say yourself.

Anybody who uses an ATM has a pinky ring and is a mafioso-- uh, I am backing
away from that one because the stench could knock you over.