>> So, what do you expect when you order a patty melt?
>>
>> We went down the road and I had a Cholula burger and a nice tall cold
>> beer.
>> http://i31.tinypic.com/6xt7i1.jpg
>>
>> koko
>
> I would expect exactly the same thing you do!
> What!!! No swiss cheese, grilled onions, or rye??? Heresy!
>
I concur. A substandard cheeseburger does not a patty melt make.