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PeterLucas[_5_]

"The Ranger" > wrote in news:3cednbWwDa9J2
andwidth:

>
> Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks
> over his car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was
> already out, he glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>
> So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"
>
> ... And that's when the fight started.
>

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Thanks :-)

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and
this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother
told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

The path of a warrior never deviating,
one has to become not just a part of nature
but a force of nature,
acting in accordance with the laws of the universe.
(Getsumei No Michi, the Moonlit Path)