On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:35:57 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
opine:

>In article 0>,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>
>> On Thu 12 Jun 2008 08:49:03p, Melba's Jammin' told us...
>
>> > Heh! HWSRN about stroked out when Small Child wanted to play with
>> > (i.e., pick them up) the hand-carved nativity set procured in Germany.
>> > He wouldn't tell her to leave it alone, though‹that was my job.
>>
>> I have to admit that I'm that way about many things, things that are easily
>> breakable and particularly anything shiny; e.g., crystal pieces, brass or
>> silver decorative objects, etc. I can't stand to see a fingerprint on
>> anything.
>
>Do you walk around with a mini-bottle of Windex and one of lemon oil in
>your pocket? "-)

Okay, I'm channeling "Monk" here...

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

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