In article <AXWlb.33076$gi2.12583@fed1read01>, "Nexis" >
wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > A long-time neighbor died and his funeral was this morning at the
> > church
> > I got kicked out of 12-13 years ago. I haven't been back since. The
> > food was pretty boring. Ham sandwiches, pickles, potato chips (no
> > serving tongs--just dig in), some weird vegetable salad with canned
> > veggies and not much flavor, a couple three potato salads, a coupla
> > pasta salads, brownies, bars, cookies. Man, before I croak, I gotta
> > make sure that somebody makes a better plan than that for my funeral
> > party.
> > --
> > -Barb (www.jamlady.eboard.com updated 10-16-03; check the PickleHats
> > tab,
> too.)
>
> Barb,
> Very sorry to hear about your neighbor. How sad
> Dare I inquire about the kickin' out thing? How does one go about getting
> kicked out of a church? Were you singing Marylin Manson songs?
> As to the food, do what I did...plan your funeral now. Tell everyone what
> you want, plan menus, assign chores. Hey, it could happen.
>
> kimberly
> p.s. Alexis said she wants to know why she ain't on your picklehat page!
> lol
>
>

Hey, I got kicked outta a church for singin' opera. Seriously. Then,
very recently, I was asked not to sing at a church any more.

--
Nancy Howells (don't forget to switch it, and replace the to send mail).