Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> A long-time neighbor died and his funeral was this morning at the church
> I got kicked out of 12-13 years ago. I haven't been back since. The
> food was pretty boring. Ham sandwiches, pickles, potato chips (no
> serving tongs--just dig in), some weird vegetable salad with canned
> veggies and not much flavor, a couple three potato salads, a coupla
> pasta salads, brownies, bars, cookies. Man, before I croak, I gotta
> make sure that somebody makes a better plan than that for my funeral
> party.

So, if I have this correctly, you were kicked out for kvetching about
the cooking prowess of the parishoners!!! Or were they serving pickled
beets with the ham sandwiches? If that's the best they can do, I'm not
going!!!!

Barb, I have a deal for you. When you go, have Rob gather up the ashes
and the SBF, Sam and Harry and I will go to Paris and have a great meal,
wine and talk about you.
--
Alan

"If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and
avoid the people, you might better stay home."
--James Michener