"meatnub" > wrote in message
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> My wife takes her time when she eats. Ever since she was little. Not
> intentionally, but she is just naturally a slow eater. Takes her
> double the time to eat compared to me and the rest of her family when
> she grew up. Kinda funny. Don't know why either.
>
> Me, I wolf it down. As if I can't get it to my stomach fast enough.
> Oh, I enjoy the tastes in my mouth, but at the same time I fill my
> mouth up with as much food as possible (without looking like a
> chipmunk or being gross or obscene about it of course).
>
> As soon as the mouthful is about to go down I am ready to refill right
> away. Almost as if I gorge myself.
>
> I also like to make every bite almost perfect. If I am eating salad, i
> cant just have lettuce on my fork and dressing, there needs to be a
> sampling of everything else in the salad on the fork - 1 cherry
> tomatoe, 1 or 2 pieces of crouton, some chick peas - the perfect bite.
>\

Um, were you edumacated in public school where you had 18 minutes to eat
lunch?