Nancy Young wrote:
>
> "Mark Thorson" > wrote
>
> > The last potatoes in my fridge were some nice
> > Yukon gold potatoes that I bought because they
> > looked so good. I had them at the back of
> > fridge for a long time, when suddenly I had
> > a need for something where a potato would do,
> > and I reached blindly behind all the stuff
> > in front to grab the bag with the potatoes
> > in them and . . . YAAAH! What's that?!?
> >
> > Turned out that the potatoes had sprouted
> > and produced long thick roots, and I wasn't
> > expecting that when I grabbed them.
>
> (laugh!!) I think I would have screamed.

Does it count as a scream if there was nobody
there to hear it?