On 2008-05-07, hahabogus > wrote:

> I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...How he got there I'll never
> know.....-groucho

Don't forget the mythical line that allegedly got him temporarily banned from tv:

groucho: (after contestant won some money) If you dig around in my pants
pocket you'll find your money.
contestant: (hand in pocket) I feel silly.
groucho: Dig a little deeper and you'll feel nuts.

.....or something to that effect. Not sure if this story is true, but you
want to believe it.

nb