On Tue 06 May 2008 09:20:27a, blake murphy told us...

> On Tue, 06 May 2008 03:12:11 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>
>>On Mon 05 May 2008 08:01:34p, kilikini told us...
>>
>>> DK wrote:
>>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>>> TammyM wrote:
>>>>>> Time to get a few chickens I reckon!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TammyM, lives in the 'burbs where one can't keep livestock
>>>>>
>>>>> I have to share this story. We've all seen the ads for Midas
>>>>> breaks, right? Know their jingle? "Trust the Midas Touch!" There
>>>>> is this rooster running around the neighborhood that has a crow that
>>>>> sounds *exactly* like the jingle! I've never heard anything like it
>>>>> before! Normally a crow is like rr-rr-rr-rooo. This rooster is
>>>>> different. It goes, uh-uh-*eye*- uh- uh. It cracks my husband and
>>>>> me up! (Although it is annoying when he sits in our yard and does
>>>>> it.) kili
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Got a shotgun?
>>>>
>>>> -dk
>>>
>>> That we do, my friend. We're saving the bullets for our neighbors,
>>> though. LOL.
>>>
>>> kili
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Save some for one of our nearby neighbors, too. He's a diagnosed
>>psychotic and frequently off his meds. I've lost count how many times
>>the police have been there.
>
> what does his crow sound like?
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

His crow is a constant flow of expletives, usually directed at his enabling
wife and his helpless children, and for some reason he seems to be prone to
doing this outside the house more than inside.

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Wayne Boatwright
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