Little Malice wrote:

> One time on Usenet, Blinky the Shark > said:
>
> <snip>
>
>> About eight years after graduating from college, I returned for another
>> degree. I had a couple-three months to kill before starting in January,
>> so I went to work doing Christmas sales at J.C.Penney. I worked next to
>> the housewares department, and one day while I was covering for the gal
>> that was working there, so she could take a break, I was approached by a
>> woman who asked, "Do you have Fry Babies?" I answered, "Sure...what
>> size is your baby?" Deer-in-the-headlights look! But at least *I* got
>> kick out of me.
>
> You remind me of my father. A grocery clerk asked him if he needed
> help with his bag. He said "no, she can walk", and tipped a thumb at
> my stepmother. Now, he *is* a smartass but a very sweet guy and he was
> just kidding. But the clerk looked like he expected my stepmother to
> beat Dad with a stick.
>
> ObFood: Another of Dad's gags -- the "Rice in the Nose Trick"...

Don't leave me in suspenders...


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