One time on Usenet, "Randy Johnson" > said:

> You think that's bad; you should see what the do to poor li'l ole wheat.
> First they cut it off at the ankles, then shake its babies out and grind
> them up. It's horrible; think of that the next time you eat a Krispy Kreme
> or slice of Wonder bread. OMG, you sure don't want to know about the
> waterboarding of soy beans for the sake of tofu - it's a crime against
> nature.

Heh, good one...

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Jani in WA