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Default Natural Skin Care - Just Open Your Kitchen Cabinet

"Puester" > wrote in message
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> wrote:
>> Safer, less expensive, and easy-to-use natural skin care can be as
>> easy as opening your kitchen cabinet, coupled with a few minutes of
>> preparation.
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> My husband's eccentric aunt, a PhD in entomology, used Crisco for hand
> and face cream. She said if it was safe to eat, it must be safe to wear.
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> ;-)
> gloria p



Wanna puke? A very strange woman began clinging to my band like a barnacle
at one of our gigs. Our drummer, who was not very good at spotting people
you shouldn't talk to, told her she had beautiful hair. She said that when
she cooks salmon, and it exudes fish juice into the cooking pan, she uses it
to make her hair shiny.