<sf> wrote in message ...
> On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 05:02:13 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau
> > wrote:
>
>>A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
>>with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>>
>>It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
>>bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
>>destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
>>in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
>>severely burned my asshole.
>>
>>I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>>
>
> I think you're making this up. What do you people do to make it hurt
> coming out the other end? I can eat very hot food. My mouth may be
> on fire, I'm crying like a baby and honking like a goose, but it never
> bothers my stomach... let alone anything beyond. Are you big sissies?
>

Hardly. Some people just cannot digest peppers. I love hot food and I
adore chilies but I swear they go out as hot as they go in. I literally
have bled from dishes too rich in habaneros. I ate some stuffed jalapenos
at a party once and I was bedridden the next day, screaming in pain.

Some people just cannot digest them. Sadly, I am one. You are indeed
fortunate.

Paul