Miche wrote:
>
> I
> > >Miche (who agrees with Doctor Science that brussels sprouts are cabbages
> > >that never grew up, and if you eat them _neither will you_!)
> >
> > but i understand they give you dainty, ladylike farts.
>
> Ladies don't fart.

That's because they never shut up long enough to build up pressure

:-)