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Little Malice[_4_]

One time on Usenet, blake murphy > said:
> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:01:12 GMT, (Little
> Malice) wrote:
>
> >One time on Usenet, blake murphy > said:
> >> On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:52:01 -0500, Goomba38 >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>> Secondly, I've finally had about enough of your crap, Bryan, and I
> think a
> >> >>> lot of other folks here have, as well. This is clearly a group you
> don't
> >> >>> belong in.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Thanks the cybergods for killfiles...
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Bye bye!
> >> >>
> >> >> You deserve to die of coronary artery disease.
> >> >>
> >> >>> --
> >> >>> Wayne Boatwright
> >> >>>
> >> >> --Bryan
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >I doubt that occasional use of Crisco kills anyone. The rage you often
> >> >seem to go into at the mere mention of it probably does you more harm
> >> >then taking in a little Crisco once a month or so?
> >>
> >> he's fixated on the subject because his lover is too cheap to buy k-y
> >> jelly.
> >>
> >> your pal,
> >> blake
> >
> >Reminds me of an old ditty, sung to the tune of "Turkey In the Straw":
> >
> >You can put it in a pan
> >You can put it in a bowl
> >You can put it on your finger
> >You can stick it in a hole!
> >Crisco!
>
> i don't think that one ever made it to my neighborhood.

A couple of friends made it up, IIRC. It was a long time ago, but like
Crisco, it sticks in your head...

--
Jani in WA