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Default My corkscrew broke

"Mitch Scherer" wrote:
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> I went out with this biker chick once. �She could suck a golf ball through a
> garden hose. �She could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. �She could
> suck-start an oldsmobile. �She could get that cork out of that bottle.


You went out with her just once... a normal man would have married
her.