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Default Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Holiday

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:46:47 -0500, "Virginia Tadrzynski"
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>"Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
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>>snippage of SLop's many 'ChristmaHannukah Booze Fest" tales.......

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>What kills me is all the talk shows (Today, GMA, Fox) have had her on lately
>to promote a book and the 'hundreds of others' she has co-authored. She was
>even on the 700 Club with Pat Robertson (I usually don't give that show the
>time of day, but when I caught the promo for her - well it was like a
>really, really bad accident - you just HAD to look) telling him Jesus told
>her to do this for a living and how God inspired she was he was eating it up
>and since God only talks to him directly, telling the audience that God told
>him to tell them to go buy the book (cheap SOB - all the others RR, Oprah,
>Tyra, if they pump up a book, they at least give it to the studio audience).
>All I can imagine, is God in His kingdom, stepping back and saying (in total
>Steve Martin style) EXCUUUUUSSSE ME? If this woman and her attempt at
>'homecooking' is heavensent.........we seriously have to relook at what she
>consideres heaven. I thought blackened charcoal type cookies had a little
>taste of sulfur and brimstone to me, whaddaya think? Sandy is really
>Lucifer's kid sister.
>

Last year God told her to divorce her husband and move to New York and
he would shower her with more money, er ah, blessings than she could
ever spend, er ah, imagine. She did. He did. Now she's rolling in, er
ah, blessings.