Virginia Tadrzynski wrote:

> I'm bitchy enough to have squashed it with a napkin and hand it to the
> cashier and ask if the 'character that shared my lunch' was picking
> up the check!
> -ginny
> (who has done this before and made the cashier barf - management
> comp'd my meal)

I love your solution but hope to bejaizuz I never see another roach to
squash.