What must be done to solve the problem:

1) There are Christian groups (Jehovah's Witnesses, for example), who
do not celebrate Christmas. Allowing them to get away with this is
against all the traditions of free Americans. They must be rounded up
and sent to reeducation camps.

2) Wiccans and others who claim that Christmas is derived from a pagan
winter holiday must be kept from spreading that lie. Until the birth
of Christ, there was no winter.

3) Obviously, tainted Zionist genes come from Noah and his descendants.
Therefore, no descendant of Noah should be allowed to be a US citizen.

--
Dan Goodman
"I have always depended on the kindness of stranglers.".
Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Expire
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