You know you are a true winemaker when you tell your wife off for
using the bathtub - to wash, the sink to wash up, the scraper for
wallpaper, the guestroom for guests and for turning the light on in
the attic!!! And she wonders why you spend more time racking wine
than with her... Sheesh!!!

Ultimately you know you're a true winemaker when you make lots of wine
and try to find jokes about it because you've thought about it in
every other way.