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Sarah Gray > wrote:

> Bobo Bonobo(R) wrote:

> > No, and you'd better not. That's MY schtick around here
>
> Can I at least have preservatives? High fructose corn syrup? ya gotta
> give me *something* to bitch about

You could always bitch about the high prices you are paying for stale
bread with stale spices.