Sheldon wrote:
> "Ophelia" wrote:
>> cybercat wrote:
>>> "Nancy2" wrote
>>
>>>> What are you going to fasten it to? You can't use it unless it's
>>>> securely fastened to something.
>>
>>> Okay, I get it. Tell me this: does it mess up the thing is it
>>> clamped to?
>>
>> If you put something between the clamp and the table ie cloth or
>> paper, it ought not not mess it up
>>
>> I guess it depends on how posh your table is)
>
> With how modern tables and countertops are made there is really no way
> to secure a manual grinder without it causing damage... especially a
> grinder of that size... that thingie is almost as large as an
> automatic transmission. If you used your kitchen table someone with
> an obeastie butt would need to sit on the table lest it move across
> the room... and most styles of today's kitchen counters really have no
> place to clamp anything. To use such a grinder one would need to
> invest in a large heavy table just for that use.... mostly such a
> grinder is used by hunters outdoors in cold weather, likely clamped to
> a heavy work bench in a garage or tool shed... the meat stays cold
> this time of year naturally, the hunters stay warm by slugging down
> hootch and jerking each other off with their tales of prowess stalking
> Bambie's mom with laser guided gun sights.

Don't be silly Shellie!! I have a very large and solid pine table, made to
my specifiations, which can take anything clamped to it.

Wanna test it m'dear? How shall we clamp him girls?