"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>> " >
>> dropped this
>> ups.com: in
>> rec.food.cooking
>>
>>> I'm 55 and not a cook. I was just trying to time it so it would be
>>> thawed out by Thanksgiving, but if i thawed out earlier would it be
>>> safe? My family wants a fresh organic turkey, but i can only find
>>> places that has them frozen.
>>
>> I strongly suggest you peruse the entire article at the site below.
>> I've put an excerpt in this post that should help you out:
>>
> I strongly suggest he fry a turkey inside his garage with the door closed.
> No one can have lived 55 years, cook or not, and not have a clue.
>

I thought you were too old for pms.